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Sara Will Make you Gay

Webmistress — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:16:26 +0000

How will коли под наемSara inflict forced faggotry on you? By destroying any idea of manhood you may have about yourself, cocksucking, yummy cummy recipies, humiliating tasks and lots of verbal abuse. Give her a call and hear about how wonderful her life is and find your place in it. Pay to amuse her and live out those incredibly gay fantasies you have.

Sara is smart, confident and pretty. She will dig into your fevered little brain until she finds what she wants. Then she’ll push your buttons whenever and however she likes to make you dance like the glory hole loving cock-slut that you dream of being. Call now to experience perfection:

Lady Sascha Has a Present for you

Webmistress — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 04:28:01 +0000

After reading the WankerLand blog, Lady Sascha just had to write a note to all of you lonely losers. If you want to see the full photo you’ll have to call her and beg while she belittles and berates you.

“Can you guess what I’m wearing???
I’ll give you a hint…
It’s about 7 inches long, and about 2 inches thick, and it’s angled upwards to hit that errrrm.. sensitive spot.
Ohh and it’s rated “anal safe”…
And I like to make my little subbie squeal like a piggie when I am using it in real life.
Have a guess?
Any callers that guess correctly will get to see the whole thing.
You might want to practice your squealing technique before you call though, little piggie.”

компютри втора употреба I know the WankerLand sissy sluts and hopeful cocksuckers are already drooling. Call Lady Sascha now and pray that she makes you her bitch. lol

Goddess Leesa’s Wake Up Call

Webmistress — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 17:58:12 +0000

Goddess Leesa has a message for you. The phrase for the day is “Fuck you!”. lol Think real women care about your teensy dick? Fuck you. Worried about spending all of your Christmas money on an irresistible Mistress? Fuck you. Think we should “care” about you and humiliate your dumbass for free? Fuck you. Swear you’re not going to suck cock if Goddess Leesa tells you to? Fuck you, yes you will. hahaha She’s sure you want to anyway. Why else would you call and whine about your silky panties/little penis/cheating wife/super gay fantasies?

Goddess is a facilitator. She’s here to help you with so many of the things that make you a wanker. How can she do this? I hear you ask (tears in your eyes)… Well, are you ugly as shit and dream of being as pretty as we are? Goddess Leesa will dress you up into the prettiest little girly slut you can be. Personally I doubt “ugly as shit” can be turned into “pretty” but you can try. lol Do you have money saved for a rainy day or investments for your retirement? Goddess Leesa will show you how that is WRONG. Paying for attention is just about the only thing you do get right so empty those meaningless accounts and hand them over. Lighter wallet = lighter heart = happy Goddess. Those are just a couple of examples and if you think I’m going to type out everything Goddess Leesa can make you do for her, then fuck you.
Call Goddess Leesa to find out exactly why women are superior!

Losers’ Loss

Webmistress — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 17:39:49 +0000

I see that quite a few of you have registered on this blog. I guess you’re hoping that there’s some hidden content or that maybe the 2-3 pages I haven’t finished yet will suddenly bloom with wank material. But that would make it seem that I actually like you and care that you have an amazing experience here at WankerLand. I don’t mind that you think that. It’s totally false but getting your hopes up only makes it easier for us to crush them to smithereens beneath our heels. hahaha While you’re at it, go ahead and dream about the day a WankerLand Mistress hangs on your every word and finds your freaky fetish fascinating. Go a step further and the next time you call one of us, ask “Mistress, am I the most interesting person you’ve ever talked to?”. I dare you.

I certainly don’t owe any of you losers an explanation but there are also a few non-WankerLand Mistresses that read this blog and they’ve wondered where I’ve been. I haven’t posted updates here in a while because I’ve been out of town and now I’m getting ready for a cross-country move. Since I’m leaving most of my furniture behind I’ll just have to go shopping. Again. I have great taste so I figured I’d donate my lovely stuff to someone with less money/less taste. Besides, any excuse to spend my puppets’ money makes me happy. Sooooo… I’ll be a little busy for maybe the next month and then I’ll start posting more Mistress highlights, wanker news etc. In the meantime, I just couldn’t resist sharing a picture of Goddess Leesa. hahaha She has a message for all of the bottom feeders that we are gracious enough to spend time on. Check out the post above this one for some daily motivation.

Mistress Sabina is in a Mood

Webmistress — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 04:12:33 +0000

Lucky for you wankers, Mistress Sabina sent this photo of her lovely long legs. I’m sure she’s so thankful that the closest you can get is licking your monitor. Yes, invisible person, drool and moan all you like. I’m sure for most of you that will be enough. What’s your best wanking time anyway? Maybe 90 seconds? And that’s with a 60 second break right in the middle to “calm down”? hahaha But I digress…

Mistress Sabina has been in an especially evil mood lately and all of her humiliation fetish bois have been in heaven. A perverted, fucked up kind of heaven but I guess you guys learned to get off on what you’re used to hearing, huh? You wouldn’t believe the mean things she’s been saying to the sissy sluts that call her up. LOL I recommend that you give her a call, tell her what your problem du jour is and find out for yourself what caring and considerate… um… advice Mistress Sabina has for you. hahaha If you just can’t handle that, you can always listen to her recording. Take a look up at the top of this page. See the banner? I made it especially for you.

Click to call as soon as she’s available. It’s so easy, even you can do it.

The Average Penis

Webmistress — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:43:23 +0000

I’ve been looking at studies on average penis size and every one of them comes up with a different answer. According to the British Journal of Urology International (drawing upon 12 other studies) the average erect penis length is 5.5 to 6.2 inches and the average girth is about 4.7 to 5.1 inches. I read about another survey of penis sizes taken as men left a strip club, with women present to act as “fluffers” that claims the average length is 5.9 inches. If I find the source for that, I’ll update here. Then there’s the statistics from The Alfred C. Kinsey Institute for Sex Research stating the average is 6.16 inches (chart here). I’m going to go with the results from The Kinsey Institute and the results of horny guys leaving the club (vs. men trying to maintain an erection in a clinical setting). So I’m here to tell you that, in my opinion, the average length of an erect penis is 6 inches. That’s average… nothing to write home about… ho hum… the least women should expect.

Now… look down into your man-panties and draw your own conclusions.

Small Penis Prevention Day

Webmistress — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 01:28:15 +0000

Today marks the 2nd Annual Small Penis Prevention Day courtesy of Mistress V. Little dicks are a waste of time and should be stamped (stomped) out. lol So put that useless appendage in chastity and join the revolution!

WankerLand

Webmistress — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 19:18:12 +0000

I’m still adding photos to each Mistress’ page, organizing the site so you retards don’t have any excuses for not finding the good stuff and getting word out about our wonderful little place here. Do your part by voting for us. Click the link on the left. I’ve tried making it simple but there’s no way I can predict the fumblings and confusion of a horny wanker. Hopefully you’ll manage.

She’s Just Not Drunk Enough

Webmistress — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 21:10:18 +0000

The difference between the average woman walking down the street and the mistresses here at WankerLand is that we don’t need to be drunk to tell you what we think. LOL This is a hilarious British comedy sketch and I can’t help but wonder how many of you have actually heard the same thing.

Tate’s “Not Drunk Enough” (youtube)

What is This Place?

Webmistress — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 01:43:23 +0000

WankerLand.com is the newest gathering place for losers (you) and the dominant women that know how to treat them (us). We make the rules. Distance domination and humiliation are our themes. What are you? Our punching bag, the butt of our jokes and a living, breathing wallet.

Erotic humiliation- embarrassment at the hands of a woman gets your winky hard. Half the population is now laughing at you and the other half is wondering what the fuck is wrong with you.

Intellectual humiliation- it’s all too easy to make you do and say embarrassing things because you are the inferior being. Horny men are the dumbest creatures on the face of the earth.

Financial humiliation- you have to pay for female attention. You get all turned on and maybe very drunk (at our suggestion) and do things that no sane person would… like happily spending hundreds of dollars on us and then thanking us when we deny your orgasm anyway. Dumb.

Then we have little offshoots like small penis humiliation (sph), objectification and cuckoldry. Perhaps you’re a combo of all three: you have a teensy dick and can’t satisfy your wife/gf so you’ve become the mop-up rag for the cream pies left by the studs that actually get to fuck her. LOL Wasn’t that fun?

As I said, WankerLand is new so expect many changes and additions as time goes by. You sad, little wankers are welcome to participate by leaving comments or questions on the appropriate posts. The wankers of WankerLand are also expected to pay for the privilege of our attention by occasionally (or obsessively) choosing a Mistress to call. Always be respectful, spend all of your money (lol) and take whatever abuse and humiliation Mistress hands out. Earn extra brownie points by starting the call with a respectful greeting and introducing yourself as “a wanker from WankerLand”. She’ll probably start laughing right away. hahaha