Goddess Leesa has a message for you. The phrase for the day is “Fuck you!”. lol Think real women care about your teensy dick? Fuck you. Worried about spending all of your Christmas money on an irresistible Mistress? Fuck you. Think we should “care” about you and humiliate your dumbass for free? Fuck you. Swear you’re not going to suck cock if Goddess Leesa tells you to? Fuck you, yes you will. hahaha She’s sure you want to anyway. Why else would you call and whine about your silky panties/little penis/cheating wife/super gay fantasies?

Goddess is a facilitator. She’s here to help you with so many of the things that make you a wanker. How can she do this? I hear you ask (tears in your eyes)… Well, are you ugly as shit and dream of being as pretty as we are? Goddess Leesa will dress you up into the prettiest little girly slut you can be. Personally I doubt “ugly as shit” can be turned into “pretty” but you can try. lol Do you have money saved for a rainy day or investments for your retirement? Goddess Leesa will show you how that is WRONG. Paying for attention is just about the only thing you do get right so empty those meaningless accounts and hand them over. Lighter wallet = lighter heart = happy Goddess. Those are just a couple of examples and if you think I’m going to type out everything Goddess Leesa can make you do for her, then fuck you.
Call Goddess Leesa to find out exactly why women are superior!

I’ve been looking at studies on average penis size and every one of them comes up with a different answer. According to the British Journal of Urology International (drawing upon 12 other studies) the average erect penis length is 5.5 to 6.2 inches and the average girth is about 4.7 to 5.1 inches. I read about another survey of penis sizes taken as men left a strip club, with women present to act as “fluffers” that claims the average length is 5.9 inches. If I find the source for that, I’ll update here. Then there’s the statistics from The Alfred C. Kinsey Institute for Sex Research stating the average is 6.16 inches (chart here). I’m going to go with the results from The Kinsey Institute and the results of horny guys leaving the club (vs. men trying to maintain an erection in a clinical setting). So I’m here to tell you that, in my opinion, the average length of an erect penis is 6 inches. That’s average… nothing to write home about… ho hum… the least women should expect.

Now… look down into your man-panties  and draw your own conclusions.

Today marks the 2nd Annual Small Penis Prevention Day courtesy of Mistress V. Little dicks are a waste of time and should be stamped (stomped) out. lol So put that useless appendage in chastity and join the revolution!

WankerLand.com is the newest gathering place for losers (you) and the dominant women that know how to treat them (us). We make the rules. Distance domination and humiliation are our themes. What are you? Our punching bag, the butt of our jokes and a living, breathing wallet.

Erotic humiliation- embarrassment at the hands of a woman gets your winky hard. Half the population is now laughing at you and the other half is wondering what the fuck is wrong with you.

Intellectual humiliation- it’s all too easy to make you do and say embarrassing things because you are the inferior being. Horny men are the dumbest creatures on the face of the earth.

Financial humiliation- you have to pay for female attention. You get all turned on and maybe very drunk (at our suggestion) and do things that no sane person would… like happily spending hundreds of dollars on us and then thanking us when we deny your orgasm anyway. Dumb.

Then we have little offshoots like small penis humiliation (sph), objectification and cuckoldry.  Perhaps you’re a combo of all three:  you have a teensy dick and can’t satisfy your wife/gf so you’ve become the mop-up rag for the cream pies left by the studs that actually get to fuck her. LOL  Wasn’t that fun?

As I said, WankerLand is new so expect many changes and additions as time goes by. You sad, little wankers are welcome to participate by leaving comments or questions on the appropriate posts. The wankers of WankerLand are also expected to pay for the privilege of our attention by occasionally (or obsessively) choosing a Mistress to call. Always be respectful, spend all of your money (lol) and take whatever abuse and humiliation Mistress hands out. Earn extra brownie points by starting the call with a respectful greeting and introducing yourself as “a wanker from WankerLand”. She’ll probably start laughing right away.  hahaha

If any of this applies to you, then you’ve just found your new home:

• you have a below average penis size
• you’re a premature ejaculator… even all by yourself
• you’re forced to pay for the female attention you crave
• you’re a dick sucking, panty wearing slut
• you’re a virgin and probably always will be
• you’re a spineless wimp and women walk all over you
• you suspect that you’re not satisfying your wife/gf and she is cheating on you
• you know she’s cheating on you but you’re scared to say anything because it’s not likely any other woman even half as “hot” as her will even give you the time of day
• And the catchall - you’re incredibly unattractive, overweight, old and/or boring with a dead-end job, no social graces and a fixture at the local strip club where the women only bother to look at you on payday. On top of that you still eye the pretty young things walking down the street with half a hope that there’s a chance in hell they’d consider you fuckable. In other words, you are a perverted loser. Welcome home!