I see that quite a few of you have registered on this blog. I guess you’re hoping that there’s some hidden content or that maybe the 2-3 pages I haven’t finished yet will suddenly bloom with wank material. But that would make it seem that I actually like you and care that you have an amazing experience here at WankerLand. I don’t mind that you think that. It’s totally false but getting your hopes up only makes it easier for us to crush them to smithereens beneath our heels.  hahaha  While you’re at it, go ahead and dream about the day a WankerLand Mistress hangs on your every word and finds your freaky fetish fascinating. Go a step further and the next time you call one of us, ask “Mistress, am I the most interesting person you’ve ever talked to?”. I dare you.

I certainly don’t owe any of you losers an explanation but there are also a few non-WankerLand Mistresses that read this blog and they’ve wondered where I’ve been. I haven’t posted updates here in a while because I’ve been out of town and now I’m getting ready for a cross-country move. Since I’m leaving most of my furniture behind I’ll just have to go shopping. Again. I have great taste so I figured I’d donate my lovely stuff to someone with less money/less taste. Besides, any excuse to spend my puppets’ money makes me happy. Sooooo… I’ll be a little busy for maybe the next month and then I’ll start posting more Mistress highlights, wanker news etc. In the meantime, I just couldn’t resist sharing a picture of Goddess Leesa.  hahaha  She has a message for all of the bottom feeders that we are gracious enough to spend time on. Check out the post above this one for some daily motivation.

I’m still adding photos to each Mistress’ page, organizing the site so you retards don’t have any excuses for not finding the good stuff and getting word out about our wonderful little place here. Do your part by voting for us. Click the link on the left. I’ve tried making it simple but there’s no way I can predict the fumblings and confusion of a horny wanker. Hopefully you’ll manage.

WankerLand.com is the newest gathering place for losers (you) and the dominant women that know how to treat them (us). We make the rules. Distance domination and humiliation are our themes. What are you? Our punching bag, the butt of our jokes and a living, breathing wallet.

Erotic humiliation- embarrassment at the hands of a woman gets your winky hard. Half the population is now laughing at you and the other half is wondering what the fuck is wrong with you.

Intellectual humiliation- it’s all too easy to make you do and say embarrassing things because you are the inferior being. Horny men are the dumbest creatures on the face of the earth.

Financial humiliation- you have to pay for female attention. You get all turned on and maybe very drunk (at our suggestion) and do things that no sane person would… like happily spending hundreds of dollars on us and then thanking us when we deny your orgasm anyway. Dumb.

Then we have little offshoots like small penis humiliation (sph), objectification and cuckoldry.  Perhaps you’re a combo of all three:  you have a teensy dick and can’t satisfy your wife/gf so you’ve become the mop-up rag for the cream pies left by the studs that actually get to fuck her. LOL  Wasn’t that fun?

As I said, WankerLand is new so expect many changes and additions as time goes by. You sad, little wankers are welcome to participate by leaving comments or questions on the appropriate posts. The wankers of WankerLand are also expected to pay for the privilege of our attention by occasionally (or obsessively) choosing a Mistress to call. Always be respectful, spend all of your money (lol) and take whatever abuse and humiliation Mistress hands out. Earn extra brownie points by starting the call with a respectful greeting and introducing yourself as “a wanker from WankerLand”. She’ll probably start laughing right away.  hahaha

If any of this applies to you, then you’ve just found your new home:

• you have a below average penis size
• you’re a premature ejaculator… even all by yourself
• you’re forced to pay for the female attention you crave
• you’re a dick sucking, panty wearing slut
• you’re a virgin and probably always will be
• you’re a spineless wimp and women walk all over you
• you suspect that you’re not satisfying your wife/gf and she is cheating on you
• you know she’s cheating on you but you’re scared to say anything because it’s not likely any other woman even half as “hot” as her will even give you the time of day
• And the catchall - you’re incredibly unattractive, overweight, old and/or boring with a dead-end job, no social graces and a fixture at the local strip club where the women only bother to look at you on payday. On top of that you still eye the pretty young things walking down the street with half a hope that there’s a chance in hell they’d consider you fuckable. In other words, you are a perverted loser. Welcome home!